Lunchtime Scuffles - Reporting the Fights that Matter

The world is vast and varied. There is no clear right and wrong, definite or indefinite - only infinite shades of grey that perpetually befuddle our increasingly complex and meaningless lives. This simply will not do. In an attempt to rectify matters I have forced culture to battle to the death in an attempt to vindicate its existence. Step this way for guidance, enlightenment and misplaced aggression!

Wet Carpet vs. Wet Dog - An Odour to Remember